if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Nibbling at the speed of nyoom.
Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
When airport employees get bored
Dad said a man was coming from the city to photograph us tomorrow. I never had a photograph taken of me before. My parents had one, taken with James when he was a baby. Eliza and I weren’t born yet.
The picture sits over our mantle, embroidered in a gold frame….
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
My dash did a thing.