Stupid Things in the World

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

psych0nek0:

Nibbling at the speed of nyoom.

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

colins-home-for-the-damned:

Dad said a man was coming from the city to photograph us tomorrow. I never had a photograph taken of me before. My parents had one, taken with James when he was a baby. Eliza and I weren’t born yet.

The picture sits over our mantle, embroidered in a gold frame….

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.